Kyle And Panda (1)

Kyle woke up one morning, it was this morning.

He did not feel very well. Kyle said to himself, "Kyle does not feel well". 

Kyle's head hurts. So much that he rushes to the medicine cabinet, in search of a remedy. 

After 4 quick doses of "Headache Relief", Kyle feels just fine and decides to continues his day, with a slight throbbing in his aching head (but less throbbing than before). 

Kyle suffers his way through a glass of orange juice (pulp-free) and a slice of toast. 

Now Kyle is on his way to school! Kyle is feeling confident! 

Kyle returns from school. 

Kyle does not feel quite as confident as before. 

Kyle takes 3 doses of "Anxiety-Away" and takes a nap. Kyle is having trouble sleeping. Kyle tosses and turns for two whole hours before giving up. 

Kyle makes his way towards the stairs, as he is awaited by an eager cat. 

"Meow!" Said the cat, as it eagerly looks upon Kyle. 

Kyle lets the cat outside, and makes his way upstairs! 

Kyle looks at his mom, and says "Hey Mother, what is for lunch?" 

Kyle decides it is no use to keep pestering his mother this way, so he makes his own lunch. 

A bagel and cream cheese is not a suitable lunch for a mighty warrior, but it will have to work for Kyle. Kyle is now full. 

Kyle now has to make a quick trip to the zoo to see some pandas. 

Kyle stubbed his toe on his way out. "Ouch!" said Kyle. 

After 2 doses of "Pain-be-gone" Kyle arrives at the zoo. 

A zookeeper tells Kyle that the toll to get in to the zoo is 5 dollars. 

"Oh No!" Kyle trembles.

Kyle forgot to bring any money! 

Kyle jumped the gate to the zoo, upon being greeted by the same zookeeper. 

"Hey young man, I saw you jump that gate!" said the same zookeeper that met him the first time.

 "Hey, zoo man, I don't like your attitude! And you smell like monkeys!" said Kyle. 

Kyle is now in "hot water". 

Kyle is in "Zoo prison". 

Kyle is slightly happy, because he can barely see the pandas! 

Kyle waits for 12 days in the zoo prison without food or water. 

Kyle almost died many times. 

Luckily, for Kyle's sake, the pandas broke out of their cage, and shared some of their bamboo with Kyle. 

Kyle does not particularly care for bamboo, but he doesn't want to be rude to the pandas for their kind gesture of goodwill and hospitality.   

Kyle then thanked the pandas, and made his way back home. 

Kyle then took 4 more doses of "Headache relief". Kyle decided to tell the entire world about the excited days he just had. 

Kyle wrote the story down in his secret notebook and took 3 doses of "Pain Reliever". 

Kyle made his way into the kitchen for a bagel and cream cheese, but what did Kyle see? A panda! "What are you doing here, young panda bear?" said Kyle. "Not lot. Me no speak good English, young lad" Said the panda. 

"Would you like to go to the roller-disco with me, young panda?" said Kyle. 

"Me no not about roller-disco. Me like find out!" said the panda.

 "Great! This shall be fun! I will drive us there on my brand new go-cart!" said Kyle. 

After much discussion, the panda decides it would be a more suitable choice if he were to drive, seeing as though Kyle does not yet have his drivers’ license. 

They arrive at the roller-disco and they see the same zookeeper that put Kyle in zoo-prison! "Oh, no!" said Kyle. "If he see me here, I go back long time!" said the panda. 

"The roller-disco is not a good place for us to be at this time. Perhaps we should go to the zoo!" Said Kyle. 

"That bad ideal. We just at zoo." said the panda. "Yeah, you're probably right" said Kyle. "Maybe we should check out some books at the library!" "Me love book. Me love readbook at bookplace" said the panda. "Then it's settled, we shall go to the library to find books to read!" said Kyle. After they arrive at the library, they each get one book and only one book.. Kyle picked "A Voyage into an Active Volcano" for his book. The Panda picked "The Davinci Code" and the two were off to the checkout counter! The nice librarian then sighed deeply, pointing to a large sign on the counter which read: "Panda's are not allowed to rent books". After 5 hours of the Panda crying, Kyle lied to the Librarian and told her that both of the books were Kyle's! The Librarian then believed him, and checked out both of the books. The Panda then stopped crying, as the panda realized what Kyle had just done. "Thank you" said the Panda. "You owe me. Big time." Said Kyle. They then went back to Kyle's home to begin their intriguing reading material and were greeted by Kyle's mother and another person. Who could it be? No other than the same zookeeper that Kyle had met before! "You did a bad thing, young sir." said the same zookeeper as before. "I am sorry, mister, I didn't mean to. But, I made a friend!" Said Kyle. "That is a good thing, but you still should not have jumped the gate and called me a name." said the same zookeeper. "Me no like you, zoo man." said the panda. "Panda, that was not a nice thing to say!" said Kyle's mother. "Me sorry. Me no realize words mean." said panda. "Well, its back to the zoo for you, panda" said the zoo man. “Me no go back. Me stay here with Kyle." said the panda. "No, panda, you have to go back to the zoo" said Kyle's mother. "NO!" said panda. "I no go back." "Meow" said the eager cat. Kyle then pets the cat. The panda then gets jealous. "Why no you pet panda?" said panda. "Panda, you need to bathe, you need to go back to the zoo, and bathe" said Kyle. "Panda see, panda realize no love in Kyle for panda. Panda go back to zoo." said panda. The panda then cried for 8 hours. "Now then, are you ready to go back to the zoo?" said the zoo man. "Yes. Panda ready. Bye Kyle and Kyle mom." said panda. The Panda then drove the zookeeper back to the zoo and all of the animals were very excited to see them. The End.