Kyle And His Trip To The Bakery (2)

Kyle gets home.
Kyle doesn't feel as well as he was hoping he would feel when he got home.
The way Kyle feels is coy, and just a little bit hesitant.
Kyle hears a slight growling and at first he is frightened, but then, he realizes that the slight growling is coming from inside of his stomach!
How absurd to hear a slight growling from your own stomach and be startled by it!
Kyle realizes the slight growling must mean something, but he forgets what.
"Ah ha!" says Kyle emphatically. "What a great idea!"
Kyle jumps vertically, and begins hoping.
Kyle hops all the way to the bakery when he realizes he doesn't know where the bakery is!
"Good day, sir. May I help you find something?" Says an overweight man in the bakery.
"Yes you can, actually! Do us all a favor and lose some weight." Says a rather abhorrent Kyle.
The man then turns his head and falls to the floor, DEAD.
"Well, then. What have we here?" Says the police man.
"Uh oh." Says Kyle, woefully. "I swear it wasn't me! It was an accident! I didn't mean it! He asked me to do it! I swear I was set up!"
The police man then turns his head like a dog when they hear a strange noise, and says "Now, now young man, you need to calm down! What in the world is that you're rambling on about?"
Kyle then realizes that the police man is yet to look down, so he decides to use this to his advantage.
"Oh nothing, police man, I was just...kidding. Like, it was a joke." says Kyle, hurriedly.
"Well, then, very good, and have a most delightful evening, with your family, because you're a young man and I am sure you love your family, very much." Says the police man, in a tone that screams "I NEVER HAD A FATHER!!!"
At that very moment, when the tears slowly start to well up into the eyes of the police man, Kyle hits the deck and begins to crawl alongside the floor.
Before the police man realizes Kyle had left, Kyle had left.
Kyle then hums "Another One Bites The Dust" all the way home before he realizes that Kyle did not know how to get home from the bakery!
"Wow, how on earth did I get to, or from the bakery?" Wonders Kyle.
"Why, that be thanks to me!" Says a friendly tone coming from what seems to be Kyles left shoulder.
Kyle looks frantically, before he realizes there is a small, miniature Kyle wearing a monocle and carrying a map on his left shoulder.
"Well, I'll be!" says Kyle, cowboyishly.
Kyle then realizes that Kyle has a miniature 1930's version of himself navigating from his left shoulder.
"Good thing, too, because if you hadn't showed up, I wouldn't have been to get to, let alone from the bakery!"
The two then laugh hysterically until the scene fades to black.
The End.

But wait! Kyle is still feeling awfully hungry, isn't he? Yes, he is. What shall be done about that?
Next, Kyle returns to the bakery, being carefully navigated by his miniature navigating version of himself.
Once at the bakery, the two order as many pastries as they can possibly order and then, they eat until their hearts content.
The End. Seriously.