Kyle And Pablo: The Poor Albanian Boy (5)

Kyle woke up this morning.
Kyle did not feel well, but he remembers a time when he felt worse.
Kyle mutters under his breath “I do not feel well.”
Kyle then realizes why he does not feel well, but then he forgets.
Kyle then remembers that he has a big day today!
Kyle is going to college, to further his education, so that later in life; he can get a decent paying job, to support a family he hopes to someday have.
“Today, I am going to college, for the family!” says Kyle boldly.
Kyle quickly gets dressed and eats a rather large helping of muesli.
Now that Kyle feels nourished, he rushes out the door to ride his Segway to the college.
Kyle is zooming by pedestrians, and he cannot help but envy their carefree lifestyles.
Kyle feels sorry for the homeless, though, for they do not have a segway, and Kyle feels that anyone who does not own a segway should be felt sorry for.
Kyle is proud of himself for owning a Segway (if by owning, you mean leasing from the bank) and getting into a good college (If by good college, you mean a community college).
Kyle arrives at the college at exactly 9:00 AM Pacific Time.
Kyle first goes to the counter, to say hello to the receptionist.
“Hello, lady!” says Kyle, cheerfully.
“Oh, hello young man!” says the receptionist.
“Well, I’m off to further my education, good day, m’lady!” says Kyle, proudly.
“Oh, bless you kind sir!” says the receptionist, quite pleasantly.
Kyle turns, to leave the counter, when in the corner of his eye, he sees a poor Segwayless Albanian boy, reading a book.
“Oh, poor person!” says Kyle, sadly.
Kyle then invites the boy to play, after college.
No doubt, the poor boy agrees, excitedly.
After college, Kyle goes to the reception counter, and turns around.
Kyle sees the poor Albanian boy in the corner of his eye, again!
First they go to the market, and play a game of catch with one of the cucumbers.
After being harassed by a grocery employee, the two are forcefully removed from the store.
“F***in’ biggots always giving me this S***.” Says Pablo, the Albanian boy.
Kyle laughs at his new friends’ wide vocabulary, but Kyle cannot help but think it is wrong.
“Why do you use such vulgar words, Pablo?” says Kyle, inquiringly.
“F*** man, I don’t know. Just expressin’ myself. You know?” says Pablo, the Albanian boy.
“Oh, but, those words can hurt people’s feelings. You should try to think about that before speaking, Pablo” Says Kyle, normally.
Pablo looks quite amazed, as if he had never thought about thinking before speaking before.
Kyle then persuades Pablo into returning to the market, to apologize to the grocery employee, for speaking harshly of him, outside.
Please note, that Pablo did not apologize for the game of catch he and Kyle had participated in, because to be frank, they were not sorry.
After Pablo clears his conscience, the two then go for a ride on Kyle’s Segway!
“What fun this is!” says Pablo, happily.
“F*** you. Get off my scooter. B****.” Says Kyle.
Pablo then realizes what a bad example he has been on Kyle, and decided he must return to the streets, of which he comes.
“Kyle, I’m afraid I must go.” Says Pablo, sadly.
“What? To the bathroom?” said Kyle, confused.
“No, to which have I come from, the streets, Kyle, the dirty, cold, streets of which I have come.”
“I don’t understand. We have been having a great time!” says Kyle, admittingly.
“I know, but I’m afraid I am setting a bad example for you, Kyle, goodbye.” says Pablo, sorrowfully.
“Oh, ok. Yeah, you’re a douche bag anyway, Pablo. I was just trying to be nice” says Kyle, cruelly, and just a tad defensive.
Kyle then pushes Pablo off of his Segway, and Pablo falls to the ground.
“Look familiar, Pablo? Hahahaha! Sorry for barging in on your home! Bahahaha!” Says Kyle, exuberantly.
Pablo then runs away, back to the college, to get his book, and when he returns, he hands the book to Kyle.
Kyle is surprised when he sees the cover of the book, which reads: “The Davinci Code”.
Kyle remembers something, but he cannot remember what.
“Thank you, kind sir” Says Kyle, graciously.
“No, thank YOU kind sir”, says Pablo, generously.
And they never meet again.

The End.