EARLIER
"Hello Zebra, it is a pleasure to meet you." Says Kyle.
"Ah, Kyle! The pleasure is all mine!" Says Zebra. "Do you have any chocolate?"
"M'fraid not, I'm fresh out. Perhaps the good townsfolk might have some at the market!" Supposes Kyle.
"Ah-ha! A splendid idea!"
The two then go to the market, only to find that the market is fresh out of chocolate!
Then, as they start to come up with an idea, Kyle wakes up.
NOW!
"Aw, man!" Exasperates Kyle. "Every time I wake up, this happens!"
Kyle hates it when his wonderful and exciting dreams get interrupted by waking up, but it is necessary.
Kyle gets out of bed, and then decides that getting out of bed regularly is much too boring. So he decides to TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL!
What is the next level, you ask? That my friend, is EXTREME.
After achieving Level:Extreme, Kyle high fives himself and cartwheels to the foyer.
As soon as Kyle arrives, he immediately runs into pop icon Gary Coleman!
"Oh, geez, man! I hardly saw you there. You know, with you being so short and all...no offense" says Kyle.
"Yeah, I get that alot... It's ok." Says pop icon Gary Coleman.
Kyle then sneaks away into the dining area, extremely.
"Huzzah! I have made it to the dining area undetected, mission: accomplished!"
But Kyle didn't make it to the dining area quite as undetected as he thought, because behind him is SLOTH!
"Ahhhh!" yells Kyle as he runs away, which is a very hard thing to do extremely, but Kyle thinks he manages to pull it off with a few quick arm thrusts into the air.
"Wow, my extremity exceeds even my own expectations!" exclaims Kyle. "I could totally be a ninja, if I even wanted to be!"
A tear then trickles down Kyles left eye, because he secretely (not-so-secretely) wants to become a ninja very badly, but he recently failed his last challenge at Ninja Training School.
"Oh, well. Maybe next year..." Kyle says, hopefully, and a little extremely.
"Well, back to taking things one step further!"
Kyle then scales the side of a very tall building, while closing his eyes, and then on a leap of faith, he jumps.
Narrowly missing many sharp knives placed carefully on the ground, Kyle lands on the one pillow that isn't filled with broken glass and razor blades.
"Woe is me, I am extreme."
Next, Kyle karate-chops and back-flips all the way to Cananda, to see what they are up to.
"Hello, young sir." says a Canadian.
"Why hello, you must be Canadian!" says Kyle, enthusiastically.
"Well, yes, technically, and obviously. This IS Canada, you know."
"I do know, and I don't like you anymore. Good bye, stupid Canadian."
"How dare you young boy, calling me stupid like that! I'm going to tell the authorities! Here in Canada, we are very sensitive towards being called stupid. Especially from foriegners like you."
Kyle then makes the shape of an "L" on his forhead, and walks away.
Then, minding his own business and thinking of ways to be EXTREME, Kyle is approached by a Canadian Police Man!
"Uh no, that Canadian wasn't bluffing. I got to get out of here, quick!" screams Kyle.
"Oh, no you don't!" says the Police Man, from Canada, respectively.
Kyle then takes of running, while thursting his arm into the air, to keep it real.
Kyle sees an alley that looks like it could be a good escape, but it smells funny so Kyle keeps running. Kyle spots another alley, but it smells worse than the last!
"What is with all of these alleys? They smell awful." Kyle thinks aloud.
After spotting several more alleys that each smell worse than the last, Kyle decides to go back to the first one, so he makes a U-Turn.
"Hey! Those are illegal! I'm going to get you for that!" says the Police Man, hot on Kyles heels.
Kyle then begins running even after, and eventually makes it to the first alley before sundown.
Once in the alley, Kyle realizes that it is not actually an alley at all. Rather it is a Canadian movie set!
"Oh, horray! I have always wanted to see a famous Canadian movie set!" Says Kyle, excitedly.
Kyle then remembers that the Police Man is still chasing him, so he comes up with a plan, quickly.
Kyle then runs to wardrobe, and puts on a ninja costume.
Looking like a ninja, Kyle begins to FEEL like a ninja.
"Wow, I think I might actually be able to perform some tasks which usually are reserved only for ninja's, THAT is how much I feel like a ninja!"
Kyle then scales the side of a tall building and glides all the way back to America, U.S.
"Wow, it sure is good to be home."
Indeed it is, Kyle. Indeed it is.
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Great work.
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