Kyle And Jose: ADVENTURE!

Kyle woke up quick at about noon with a troubling headache.
Kyle slowly opens his eyes as he realizes he doesn't know where he is.
Kyle's mind is hazy and his memory is fuzzy. What did Kyle do last night?
As of now, Kyle is underneath a 96 Ford Probe and he smells motor oil.
Hesitantly, Kyle crawls from beneath the car and climbs to his feet.
"Oh sweet mother of gosh!" Kyle mumbles to himself. Kyles head is feeling awfully awful.
Once out from under the car and on his feet, Kyle begins to remember small pieces of the night before.
He remembers the night started with several dollars and a bag of candy. Then, him and some friends decided to eat the candy and play a fun game, because everyone knows a fun game becomes even funner after a few pieces of candy!
Once the bag was empty, everyone was having so much fun! Except for Jose, because he was being way to literal with the game. And everyone knows games are not meant to be literal.
For example:
Catergory- Cheesy. Selection- Potato. NOT FUNNY! LOL!!!!
After the fun game, Kyle decides that a walk is necessary.
Well, the walk turned into a long walk, and eventually Kyle came back from his walk to get his best friend to go on another walk! Who is Kyles best friend, you ask? Well none other than the person mentioned previously, Jose!

Kyle and Jose then began what would later be known as "The Epic Journey Of Candy And Funness". Walking along the promenade, Jose begins to ask several friendly civilians for pieces of gum, while holding his trusty plastic wand. Sadly, the friendly civilians turned out to be less friendly than Jose had thought, and they did not oblige to his requests of free pieces of gum.
His plastic wand made them take him not very seriously, or on the contrary he was taken too seriously, and they were frightened by the spells he might cast if they made him angry.
After not receiving any more gum, Kyle and Jose decided to go on some awesome slides! Jose made it up the ladder and down the first slide with ease. Next, Kyle climbed the ladder to the slide, but instead of gracefully sliding own, his foot got caught and he went flying in the air!
Soaring in the sky, Kyle flailed his arms, trying to fly.
Alas, Kyle could not fly, but someone as Kyle approached the ground he gained great composure!
Kyle landed with both feet precisely on the ground and looked comparatively to a ninja with a belt of black.
"WOW!" said Jose. "Never in all my days have I seen such composure!"
Kyle then felt a great deal of pride, but also a little bit of sadness because in flailing through the air, he accidentally dented his trusted Fraggle Rock thermos.
Sad, Kyle begins to cry.
"Now, now Kyle. Cheer up! It's only a mere dent. I'm sure your thermos can withstand much more than that!" Said Jose, cheerfully.
This makes Kyle feel quite a bit better. Now, the two best friends decide to chew gum in the middle of an awesome game of laser tag!
Eventually, the two realize this isn't such a good idea and as shots are flying all around, they dodge their way back to the safety of the exit.
Then, Kyle cannot quite remember what happened for a few moments. But he imagines he was probably eating a whole bunch of candy!
After the candy he probably ate, Kyle and Jose walked through a scary alley smelling like stale candy and chewed gum. Creeped out, they continued until they reached a magical gate.
"Open, please Mr. Gate. We'd like to go inside and see your wonders and amusements." Said Kyle.
Immediately, Mr. Gate opened himself and the boys went inside.
Once inside, they saw many comfortable sofa-seats where they lounged and blew bubbles from their bubble-gum flavored chewing gum.
After 23,001 seconds the boys decided to leave the inside of the gate, but there was one problem: the gate was now locked.
Somehow, the boys escaped and ran as far as they could until they reached a mighty warrior named "Abdulah Oblongohgotta".
"Oh, sheeeeeesshh!" shouts Kyle. "That warrior is both mighty, and a warrior!"
Jose is not worried, though. But he does notice the warrior has two bags of candy in his hands.
The two then wait until the mighty warrior is distracted by a traveling gypsy, and they quickly snatch a bag from the warriors hands.
Immediately, the warrior notices and begins to shout battle cries at our young heroes.
The two then begin to run away shouting "Take that you stupid big mean ugly warrior!"
This hurts the warriors feelings, and he does not chase them.
Now, the two heroes have plenty of candy and they eat it all.
Surprisingly they never even got a stomache ache, either!
Horray for Kyle and Jose!

Once the candy was consumed, Kyle decides that he could use a quick sleep, so the two then search for an appropriate sleeping arrangement.
After what seemed like several long weeks of searching, Kyle finds a nice Ford Probe to sleep under. "Oooh, retro and comfy".
Jose, on the other hand, finds a nice looking carnival ride to fall asleep on. "Oooh, fun and luxurious!"
Several hours later, Kyle wakes up and finds Jose, and wake him up too.
Then they talk about the night for many days and reminisce while they both thought to themselves "Today was a good day"