Kyle And Jose: ADVENTURE!

Kyle woke up quick at about noon with a troubling headache.
Kyle slowly opens his eyes as he realizes he doesn't know where he is.
Kyle's mind is hazy and his memory is fuzzy. What did Kyle do last night?
As of now, Kyle is underneath a 96 Ford Probe and he smells motor oil.
Hesitantly, Kyle crawls from beneath the car and climbs to his feet.
"Oh sweet mother of gosh!" Kyle mumbles to himself. Kyles head is feeling awfully awful.
Once out from under the car and on his feet, Kyle begins to remember small pieces of the night before.
He remembers the night started with several dollars and a bag of candy. Then, him and some friends decided to eat the candy and play a fun game, because everyone knows a fun game becomes even funner after a few pieces of candy!
Once the bag was empty, everyone was having so much fun! Except for Jose, because he was being way to literal with the game. And everyone knows games are not meant to be literal.
For example:
Catergory- Cheesy. Selection- Potato. NOT FUNNY! LOL!!!!
After the fun game, Kyle decides that a walk is necessary.
Well, the walk turned into a long walk, and eventually Kyle came back from his walk to get his best friend to go on another walk! Who is Kyles best friend, you ask? Well none other than the person mentioned previously, Jose!

Kyle and Jose then began what would later be known as "The Epic Journey Of Candy And Funness". Walking along the promenade, Jose begins to ask several friendly civilians for pieces of gum, while holding his trusty plastic wand. Sadly, the friendly civilians turned out to be less friendly than Jose had thought, and they did not oblige to his requests of free pieces of gum.
His plastic wand made them take him not very seriously, or on the contrary he was taken too seriously, and they were frightened by the spells he might cast if they made him angry.
After not receiving any more gum, Kyle and Jose decided to go on some awesome slides! Jose made it up the ladder and down the first slide with ease. Next, Kyle climbed the ladder to the slide, but instead of gracefully sliding own, his foot got caught and he went flying in the air!
Soaring in the sky, Kyle flailed his arms, trying to fly.
Alas, Kyle could not fly, but someone as Kyle approached the ground he gained great composure!
Kyle landed with both feet precisely on the ground and looked comparatively to a ninja with a belt of black.
"WOW!" said Jose. "Never in all my days have I seen such composure!"
Kyle then felt a great deal of pride, but also a little bit of sadness because in flailing through the air, he accidentally dented his trusted Fraggle Rock thermos.
Sad, Kyle begins to cry.
"Now, now Kyle. Cheer up! It's only a mere dent. I'm sure your thermos can withstand much more than that!" Said Jose, cheerfully.
This makes Kyle feel quite a bit better. Now, the two best friends decide to chew gum in the middle of an awesome game of laser tag!
Eventually, the two realize this isn't such a good idea and as shots are flying all around, they dodge their way back to the safety of the exit.
Then, Kyle cannot quite remember what happened for a few moments. But he imagines he was probably eating a whole bunch of candy!
After the candy he probably ate, Kyle and Jose walked through a scary alley smelling like stale candy and chewed gum. Creeped out, they continued until they reached a magical gate.
"Open, please Mr. Gate. We'd like to go inside and see your wonders and amusements." Said Kyle.
Immediately, Mr. Gate opened himself and the boys went inside.
Once inside, they saw many comfortable sofa-seats where they lounged and blew bubbles from their bubble-gum flavored chewing gum.
After 23,001 seconds the boys decided to leave the inside of the gate, but there was one problem: the gate was now locked.
Somehow, the boys escaped and ran as far as they could until they reached a mighty warrior named "Abdulah Oblongohgotta".
"Oh, sheeeeeesshh!" shouts Kyle. "That warrior is both mighty, and a warrior!"
Jose is not worried, though. But he does notice the warrior has two bags of candy in his hands.
The two then wait until the mighty warrior is distracted by a traveling gypsy, and they quickly snatch a bag from the warriors hands.
Immediately, the warrior notices and begins to shout battle cries at our young heroes.
The two then begin to run away shouting "Take that you stupid big mean ugly warrior!"
This hurts the warriors feelings, and he does not chase them.
Now, the two heroes have plenty of candy and they eat it all.
Surprisingly they never even got a stomache ache, either!
Horray for Kyle and Jose!

Once the candy was consumed, Kyle decides that he could use a quick sleep, so the two then search for an appropriate sleeping arrangement.
After what seemed like several long weeks of searching, Kyle finds a nice Ford Probe to sleep under. "Oooh, retro and comfy".
Jose, on the other hand, finds a nice looking carnival ride to fall asleep on. "Oooh, fun and luxurious!"
Several hours later, Kyle wakes up and finds Jose, and wake him up too.
Then they talk about the night for many days and reminisce while they both thought to themselves "Today was a good day"

Kyle Goes To Jail. (13)

Kyle wakes up to the sound of rain.

This immediately makes Kyle feel a sudden pain in his left foot.

"OUCH!" yelps Kyle, at the pain in his left foot.

Kyle then suddenly gets depressed, because he knows that when he wakes up to a pain in his left foot, it must be raining.

Kyle doesn't like the rain. Not one little bit.

After the pain slowly goes away, Kyle's depression starts to go away, too.

Feeling a little better, Kyle decides to get up, get dressed, eat breakfast, and have an awesome day.

Thinking about this makes Kyle begin to feel awesome, too. But just as he starts to imagine what he is going to do, he has a startling realization: he doesn't know what he's going to do.

Again, Kyle feels depressed, so he sits in a chair, to think about some things.

The first thing Kyle thinks about is Mumbai. But Kyle doesn't really know anything about Mumbai, except that it's in India, so it was a relatively short thought.

Next, Kyle thinks about how at the beginning of every single quarter of school, he buys a new pack of mechanical pencils, and yet at the end of every quarter, he never has any left.

This puzzles Kyle, because he never remembers any of his pencils running out of lead, and when he lets people borrow his pencils, he always makes sure to get them back.

This thought, compared to the last one, is quite long.

Kyle then decides to change his thought, because he is getting frusterated.

After several minutes of thinking of what to think, Kyle remains without a thought.

Then Kyle begins to think about how he doesn't have anything to think about, but this makes Kyle confused, so he stops thinking about that.

Confused, Kyle goes to get a bottle of water from the local grocery store.

"Strolling along to the grocery store" Kyle begins to sing, set to the tune of the Gnome Mobile song, from that movie "The Gnome Mobile"

Then Kyle remembered how much he liked that movie when he was a child, and wonders if he can find it on Amazon.com

Yes, he thinks he can.

This makes Kyle feel a little bit happier, but not any less confused.

Once at the grocery store, Kyle notices that his favorite friend Donatello is working.

Kyle wishes he was better friends with Donatello, because he is a Ninja Turtle, and a teenage one as well.

Kyle then strikes up a conversation with Donatello, asking him how Splinter is doing.

Donatello has no idea what Kyle is talking about.

Kyle then remembers that Donatello is not actually a Ninja Turtle, he's just a teenager, with the name of Donny.

This makes Kyle laugh, because Donny would never make it as a Ninja, and even though Kyle is much smaller than Donny, he feels he could take him any day of the week.

Except the Lords day.

After his close encounter with Donny, Kyle rushes to the cold beverage isle in search of a bottle of water.

"Ah-ha! There you are!" Shouts Kyle, loud enough for all in the grocery store to hear.

"The refreshing taste of delicious water is mine!"

Just then, Donny runs up to Kyle and takes the bottle of water right out of his hands!

This makes Kyle angry. Really, really angry.

Unable to control himself, Kyle "Hulks Out" as he calls it, and begins to go a little bit crazy.

Fists flying, legs swinging, head flailing; Kyle is kicking tail.

Kyle is feeling very good at the moment.

A pleased look is across his face.

Several minutes later, Kyle hears a siren getting louder and louder.

For a moment, he stops the beating to look around, and that is when he sees the faces.

On every single person in the store: a very specific look of horror and fear.

Kyle then looks back at Donny, who looks slightly more like a Ninja Turtle than he did before. Kyle then realizes that he needs to jet, so he gives Donny one last roundhouse, and gets the heck out of there.

Running to the front entrance, Kyle decides that there will probably be several police man's waiting for him, so he pumps the breaks and does a quick 180.

Now, Kyle is running towards the back entrance.

This is a decision Kyle is very satisfied with.

Once he's there, Kyle heads left towards an alley, and takes refuge in a large metal garbage container.

"Victory is mine! Those boys in blue would never think to look here!" whispers Kyle.

Then, after sitting in the garbage container for several minutes, Kyle notices that there is another person in the container with him.

"Uhm, hello?" says Kyle.

"Hello, welcome to my home" says an unnamed garbage container dweller.

"Oh, thanks...you don't mind if I stay here a few days, do you? Until the fuzz backs off" asks Kyle.

"Oh of course not, mi casa es su casa" says the unnamed garbage container dweller.

Kyle then leaves the container immediately, because he hates voodoo.

As soon as Kyle leaves, he is not very nicely greeted by a large officer of the law.

"Awww snap!" reckons Kyle.

Then the Po-po slaps the cuffs on our hero, and wheels him off to the station.

Kyle then starts to think of a plan.

Now, usually Kyles plans aren't very good, and poorly constructed, and this one is no different.
The first step: Kyle politely asks the pig for a cig, to which he naturally will oblige.

The second step: Kyle lights the cig and shoves it into the cops eye, causing him to run around screaming in pain.

The third step: Kyle teleports the heck out of there, and forgets this whole thing ever happened.
As soon as Kyle finishes thinking up this plan, he tries it out.

"Excuse me, may I please trouble you for a cigarette? I am feeling a little freaked out."

Then, the officer looks at Kyle and shakes his head.

This makes Kyle feel sad, because he might be stuck in prison for a long time.

After he is "bagged and tagged", Kyle is placed in a cell with a man named "Raphael"

This makes Kyle chuckle, because he clearly is angry, much like the Ninja Turtle.

Then, Kyle suddenly realizes that this fellow next to him is indeed Raphel, the Ninja Turtle!

"Oh my god! It's you! It's really you!" shouts Kyle.

"Yeah, it is! I've been waiting for you Kyle, let's get out of here!"Then the two bust open the cell door, and make a run for it.

Sadly, Raphael gets shot, and probably dies.

But Kyle doesn't!

He makes it all the way home, and takes a long nap, because it's been a long day.

The End.